How do you break the news to your wanna-be-dog-model that she is not quite ready for the runway? That those angel wings all the VS models wear at the fashion shows are going to other bitches? That jowls are not cheek bones, the dog paw crawl is not a cat walk and cleavage on a dog is so very unbecoming?
How do you enlighten your canine that dog shows are not fashion shows and she plays chase with Ralphie at the community dog park not Ralph Lauren.
How do you explain to your precious pet that sharing the cover of a cookbook is not the same as flying solo on the cover of Elle, Cosmo or Marie Claire (however on that note, I highly disagree!)? Try telling your beloved dog that while her body size is perfect for Purina, it’s not a size 2. Nor is her deep-chested frame svelte enough, tall enough or waif-like enough to be a Ford Model (although it is perfect for counter-surfing and crumb-chasing).
But, boy is she cute! You should see all the adorable pictures of her in her debut modeling portfolio called If it falls on the floor, it’s mine! a newly released cookbook found on Amazon.
For more delicious recipes and tails of the dogs, purchase If it falls on the floor, it’s mine! cookbook at http://www.amazon.com/dp/0615869823